Savior For Hire
God is for hire.
On his resume it should say:
"Specializes in high stress and difficult situations. He is an out of the box thinker, able to design any number of strategies for any given situation. The bigger the set back the greater His comeback. He can handle anything and is willing to work hard for you. In fact, He sees your problem or dilemma as His own. He just wants to be needed and employed."
Despite His credentials He often times goes unemployed. Please consider hiring Him for all your needs! -Nicole
"Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, to which indeed you were called in one body; and be thankful."